A noob is

A noob is

  • A player who plays dirty.
  • A player who plays without honor.
  • A player that plays without sportsmanship.
  • A player who insults other players.
  • A player that continuously makes excuses or blames their team.
  • And the biggest noob’s of all are players who use hacks.
  • A player that used to go by the name Suspeqt because he violates several of the above rules…and all his cronies.
So even if you are new, if you don't do the above you are not a noob to me.  If you find yourself being bullied around by a so called 1337 player (elite player) then tell me all about it on the contact forum, and I promise you when I am bored one night I will attempt to track this player down and make a noob of them.  If I find them, I will even send you a fun screen shot of them getting owned. You have to include the aliases they use, and the servers they play on, and the times they like to play.  And give me a few weeks, because I like to be sneaky about my ownage and will wait until the time is right.  But if you are being called a noob a lot, and you are not doing anything in my noob definitions above well then read my strategy guide because I am about to spill it all for you new players.

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